The Semi Democratic Republic of Svidenia Equatorial is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sacro Líder with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.49 billion Svidenios are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Englenes Hovedstad. The average income tax rate is 13.8%.

The all-consuming Svideniano economy, worth 355 trillion Marco Svidenios a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 101,784 Marco Svidenios, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, the nation refuses to provide international aid, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Svidenia Equatorial's national animal is the Grifo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sacro Teísta.

Svidenia Equatorial is ranked 125,379^th in the world and 6,256^th in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.